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I heard this funny, fuzzy and funky story from my roommate, proving an undeniable fact that Man is an angle while woman, is erm, a DEMON. (This is just a story proving stupidity of the author who created it and shall not be taken seriously by readers.)

Well, why a man would like to be attached to a woman? This is because he needs love and sex.

MAN = LOVE + SEX

And we know that Cupid is the God of Love, so we have:

MAN = CUPID + SEX

And Cupid himself is an Angel, and in a Buddhist book xin jing - 心ç»? stated that sex means emptiness and emptiness means sex - 色既是空，空既是色(I know it doesn’t seemed logical to those non-buddhist). So:

MAN = ANGEL + EMPTINESS

And emptiness can be interpreted as 0, so the finally undeniable conclusion is:

MAN = ANGEL

On the other hand, what would a man need to spend on a woman? It’s money and time.

WOMAN = MONEY X TIME

However, time can be as / more valuable as money, so we have:

WOMAN = TIME X TIME
WOMAN = (TIME)2

And others says that money is the root of all evil (* ‘√’ means the square root sign):

WOMAN = √[(TIME)2]

So by taking away the square root and the square symbol (you’ve learned this in your algebra):

WOMAN = EVIL

While demon symbolises evil, so:

WOMAN = DEMON

In conclusion, we have:

MAN = ANGEL & WOMAN = DEMON

Haha =)