Joke #1: Why Skinny Peeps Don’t Get Love
Source: A magazine. (ah wadever, just a magazine)
Cupid: Argh! She so skinny, I can’t even make her a target!
No wonder skinny people don’t get love… like me! 
Just kidding, anyway.
Joke #2: How Business Deals Are Made
One day a World Bank approached his son.
Manager: “Son, I want you to marry this girl.”
Son: “No dad, I have a girl in mind already.”
Manager: “But she’s Bill Gates’ daughter!”
Son: “If that’s the case…”
Then the manager talked to Bill Gates after a conference.
Manager:” Hey Gates, why not arrange a marriage between your daughter and my son?”
Gates: “Why should I?”
Manager: “Because he’s World Bank’s director.”
Gates: “If that’s the case…”
After that, the manager went to see his boss, the World Bank’s Chairperson.
Manager: “Chairman, I would like to recommend this young man to be our new director.”
Chairman: “We’ve more than enough directors. I don’t think we need one more.”
Manager: “But he’s Bill Gates’ son-in-law!”
Chairman: “If that’s the case…”
Joke #3: Bed
One day this kindergarten teacher wants to teach her students a new noun called BED.
Teacher: “Do you know what is this called? [shows them a picture of a bed]”
Students: “No teacher!”
Teacher: “So what your dad sleeps on every night?”
Student A: “Mommy!”
Teacher: “No dear. So what you mom sleeps on when your dad isn’t at home?”
Student A: “Uncle Tommy!”
Nice theme! Love the simplicity of it! So when...
